New Coke

We’re like totally ready to give you some rad like 1985 mall-chick hair for like the new season of Stranger Things but you’ll still be like, a poser if you like try to party without like some Coke*.

It’s grody fer shur but we’re like stoked cause we have like 6 cans of New Coke. That’s like major because the other skank salons can eat our shorts.

We could be like, “you should like buy it like a yuppie for like $10” but like, no, like, just, like, show us your best 80’s look.

Go here and like tell us:

*Like, totally not that kind of coke. Like, just say no.
Ends, like, whenever.